Our Process

Start by writing a report in your own words and post it on our site

You may remain anonymous or include your name on the report,that’s for you to decide.

You are free to mention the assholes name, picture or anything that might help recognize him or her.

If it was someone who gave you the finger on the road or kept honking their horn at you in traffic, submit their license plate number, that will do just fine.

You are free to write anything and include how you were treated by the asshole.

Tell the asshole off but keep it strictly PG-13, also add how you would like the asshole to make amends for treating you the way they did.

     Follow these steps to have your Asshole  report ready to publish on our site

Give the assholes Company or Individual information, name, address, phone numbers, e-mail and web address.

Title your report using descriptive words describing what they did to you

Write your story

Categorize your report by selecting from our list of categories.

CLICK ON Save, and watch how it all plays out!

Assholes.com is all about privacy, and make every step as easy as possible for you to stay anonymous as long as you want to.

We never ask for your telephone number or address, feel free to use a fake name to register or post a Asshole report.

All you need to do to get started is make an account with your email address and your username. Don’t worry your email is completely safe with us.

Besides the law no one can get your e-mail, not even an asshole.

We provide you with a means to vent your frustration while keeping you anonymous,but in case the asshole wronged you way too much and you want to make it personal go ahead and share your real name and information, we don’t mind at all.

 Here are some of the types of Assholes that you can vent about on Assholes.global

You can report anyone that has acted like an Asshole

Random Person you encountered

Fake Military Imposter

Employee of a business

Business’s

Boss

Boy Friend/Girlfriend

Husband/Wife

Brother/Sister or Family Member

Government Official

Telemarketer

Collection Agency

Bank

Insurance Company

Craig’s List Poster

Landlord

  The list goes on, anyone that is being a douche bag or unnecessarily stupid is an asshole and needs to be reported on Assholes.global